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Wand of the Infinite Kitten

NameWand of the Infinite Kitten 1.0
Rating42%
AuthorMike Lundy
ForNetHack 3.4.3
DescriptionThis adds the wand of the Infinite Kitten
 A product of insomnia. This patch adds the wand of the Infinite Kitten. It has the same probability of appearance as a wand of create monster. When you zap it, it creates a very large number of angry kittens around you. These kittens do not count toward the extinction total. And they're ANGRY.

This patch probably breaks bones files and such.

I'm sorry.
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AddedJanuary 24, 2006 13:34
ChangedJanuary 06, 2013 02:06
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8 Comments

5Ozma777September 21, 2018 11:35
I am making sure it creates 'f' monsters not just kittens... (0:1) initial charge, and rarely randomly generated![Quote]
0BulwersatorJanuary 02, 2013 16:05
Download link is broken.[Quote]
5novas0x2aJune 04, 2008 22:15
L wrote:
I'm sorry, but having endured an unhealthy amount of feline image macros, my tolerance for kitten-related Internet humour has surpassed breaking point!

Also, the wand creates _exactly_ 2000 kittens, per zap. That manages to simultaneously break the game both for and against your favour. Honestly, why?

This patch was written in January 2006, a kinder, gentler time, before lolcats pervaded. This patch heralded the oncoming storm, to prepare the various and sundry from the onslaught to come. None heeded. NONE HEEDED. AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOUR HUBRIS HAS WROUGHT!

Why? Because I decided that while I was source-diving anyway, I may as well accomplish something while I was down there. Why so serious? Lighten up.

Anyway, I lost the patch in a disk crash, and I didn't remember it existed, so I didn't recover it from backup. I'll see if I can find it.[Quote]
0GuraKKaApril 19, 2008 06:12
LOL, for those who don't talk "catish"...
"Rawr" = "Error 404: Not Found" =P

Obviously the link is broken[Quote]
0LJune 04, 2007 18:27
novas0x2a wrote:

L wrote:

Do not download this patch.


That's perhaps unsuitably harsh. Do you have something against cute, fluffy kittens? They only want to love you.
I'm sorry, but having endured an unhealthy amount of feline image macros, my tolerance for kitten-related Internet humour has surpassed breaking point!

Also, the wand creates _exactly_ 2000 kittens, per zap. That manages to simultaneously break the game both for and against your favour. Honestly, why?[Quote]
5PopoMay 19, 2007 19:27
excellent idea.[Quote]
 novas0x2aAugust 08, 2006 08:05
L wrote:

Do not download this patch.


That's perhaps unsuitably harsh. Do you have something against cute, fluffy kittens? They only want to love you.[Quote]
0LMarch 02, 2006 19:01
Do not download this patch.[Quote]

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